"I told my dad about you wanting to go to Johns Hopkins, only I said John Heinz... he was just silent... and then he was like ' does she need rehab?'"—Laura
"Kate, totally inappropriate"—Katie
"Let's just pretend everything I do is appropriate"—Kate
"So when I was at Science Olympiad and these kids picked me up and put me in this fake guillotine and dropped this heavy blade on me--and I was scared-- and ended up bruising my chest, is that aggravated assault?"--Dane
"...No, that's just funny"--Klem
"You know what's a funny word? 'Shed.' Because it's both a building and a thing that cats do"--Mr. K
"You play the solo"--Girl sitting in for principle cellist
"uh-uh, you're in Matt's seat, let his spirit guide you"--Kid behind her
"what does mr. k want for christmas?"--Mrs. K
"Bacon"—Erin
(after the orchestra polished their instruments)
"I could smell the polish in the hallway... it was awful... though I'd like to thank period one for making period two high"--Mr. K
"Does Dan know the formulas?"--Helen
"Your mom knows the formulas... The formulas to my heart"--Dan"
"They sit at the second freak table"--Diana
"It's like the freak table's overflow, for the lame freaks"—Helen
"Hey, randy-bob, are you pumped for auditions today?"--Kate
"Oh yeah, I'm ready"--Randy
"did you buy some tap shoes?"--Kate
"Oh no, I bought some of those ballerina ones"--Randy
"ah yes, ballet slippers"--Kate
"Yeah, do you think Wal-Mart will let me return them?... I already wore them once"—Randy
Diana172: I love you honey bunch
Paradoxdude: I love you too oats
"I have one more present for you"--Klem
"Please be fudgecicles"—Mike
"Sometimes I think to myself 'Wow, we're really hot... I mean, we're like a hundred degrees! I feel like things should catch on fire when I touch them.'" –Katie
Diana172: didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers and let them sleep in your spare bedroom?
luvsein1: no, they told me that you find love in unlikely places
luvsein1: like the spare bedroom
MrDucks200: "Winners are just losers who got up and gave it one more try" - Dennis DeYoung
Diana172: losers are just winners who didn't quit while they were ahead
"you feel with traveling sales people as if you can't escape their rapture"—LaMonica
PurpleHelKat (9:31:15 PM): why don't you just go back to whore island?
KtKt731 (9:31:54 PM): i thought the idea was for me to be getting AWAY from you
Guy in chem (about ky warming liquid): it's just like the real thing, it's so awesome.
Girl in chem: please, you've probably forgotten what the real thing feels like.
Guy in chem: you're going to forget too if you don't stop eating those potato chips.
luvsein1: then youre going to lose, loser. im going to trade your head to strangers for a bag of corn
KtKt731: a bag of corn?!
KtKt731: isn't my head worth a little more to you than that?
luvsein1: thats right. no, its not. they wont even give me a bag of sweet corn for it, its like animal-grade
DrgnRy4: i learned that in sociology
Diana172: lol, sweet
DrgnRy4: hurray for college
DrgnRy4: cause knowledge is power, *jump in air with rainbow lettering coming from behind*
Diana172: you don't count [as being a boy]
DrgnRy4: thanks, just ruin my masculinity
Diana172: sorry, love, but you knit
Diana172: girl by association
DrgnRy4: i don't knit anymore
Diana172: lol
DrgnRy4: as i drop my knitting
DrgnRy4: crying as the stitches fall
KtKt731 (9:03:21 PM): *shaking head angrily at the screen while frowning*
PurpleHelKat (9:03:50 PM): *smiling endearingly while shrugging shoulders*
"What was that?"--Helen
"Nothing, I was just giving Dane the finger"--Diana
"Love is: giving a boy the finger"--Helen
PurpleHelKat: loooooovvvverrrboooy
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: i <3 diana
Diana172: it's funny now until you wake up tomorrow morning with sharpie all over your face
PurpleHelKat: i had a giant turkey leg!
Diana172: YES!
PurpleHelKat: it was sooooo goood
Diana172: you barbarian!
PurpleHelKat: it was actually delicious
PurpleHelKat: my sister, mom, and i all got full on this thing
PurpleHelKat: and it was fun to eat
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: like a meat popsicle
PurpleHelKat: but then we saw him again
PurpleHelKat: and i did the old girlish giggle look away
DrgnRy4: i got golf clubs
Diana172: why are you trying so hard to be a 70 year old man
DrgnRy4: because then i can retire
Diana172: just buy a buick and some ointment and be done with it
"would you wear makeup to save my life?"--Diana
"Yes"--Doug
"Every day?"--Diana
"Yes"--Doug
"lots of it?"--Diana
"ridiculous amounts, I'd look like a french whore"--Doug
"Would you wear a dress?"--Diana
"oui"--Doug
"Mr Faust ran away from me because I tried to put a flower in his hair"—Kim
"We put a lei around him once"—Diana
"You should make a shirt: 'I leid Mr. Faust'"—John
"Quit feeling my K, I know you like it"—Cello buddy to Diana
"Mommy and Daddy are fighting"—John
Arcane056: do you want a present?
Diana172: is it a good present?
Arcane056: that depends..
Diana172: or is it like a piece of trash that you're giving me because you're too lazy to throw it away
Arcane056: well..explain good..and then give an example of trash
Diana172: I'll just sift right through
Diana172: tha'ts how small I am
PurpleHelKat: the size of a mouse
PurpleHelKat: in fact you live in one of those little plastic mouse cages
Diana172: I'm practically a water molecule, I can't believe I'm not downstairs already
***Diana's internet stalkee!***
Diana172: hey jer, it's diana
PurpleHelKat: i hear you're free to do something
Diana172: ...diana? we met through me stalking you right now
Diana172: "how special would it be if our child was conceived on mothers day!"
PurpleHelKat: remember when you didn't want to give me his sn?
Diana172: anyway, I decided to give you a ring. also, I like the naked pictures of you online
PurpleHelKat: but isn't it more fun when we both can discuss him?
Diana172: yes
Diana172: I was sooo stingy
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: I could write him an anonymous email
Diana172: dear jer, I read your blog all the time
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: and I check your away messages
Diana172: anyway, in doing so, I've come to the conclusion that you and I are SOUL MATES!
Diana172: yes, this is exciting for me too
Diana172: anyway, since we both live in the valley and probably only about 5 minutes away from each other, I'm going to stop on by later today and we can discuss politics and blades of death
PurpleHelKat: pleeease do it
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: i'd respect you forever
Diana172: farewell, my love, I shall remember you as you were
PurpleHelKat: *sigh*
PurpleHelKat: maybe you should ask and try to help him
Diana172: lol, hi, you don't know me but I internet stalk you and heard about your little problem and wanted to help
Diana172: I am at your disposal
Diana172: I want to IM him so bad
PurpleHelKat: do it!!!
Diana172: I'll create another sn and do it
PurpleHelKat: i would
PurpleHelKat: but i have no reason to, lol
Diana172: asking these questions
Diana172: 1) are you a freshman?
Diana172: 2) do you have a girlfriend?
Diana172: 3)do you have a car?
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: 4) do you think I'm hot? (insert picture)
Diana172: 5) wanna get married?
Diana172: ideally, he would say, yes I am a freshman, no I don't like any girls unless they have long brown hair and are named Diana, yes I have a car and I plan to use it in the event that I meet my long haired beauty, my god! you're totally hot, is your name diana? I do!
***/Diana's internet stalkee!***
[about the night john spent in jail] Diana172: did anyone rape you? did you shower with men? did you have to pee in front of people? did you eat the food? if so, was the food good?
Paradoxdude: no, no, yes but they were all asleep, none was offered, any food would have been good
Diana172: how many people were in your cell? was it like a big party like on ren and stimpy when they were in the pound?
Paradoxdude: hahaha
Diana172: or was it like chicago and everyone did a sexy dance number
Paradoxdude: yea, thats more like it
Diana172: were there bars? and could you look through them to some hallway where at the end of it you could see the keys and there was a dog and you tried to get him to bring them to you?
Diana172: did you get to make your "one phone call"?
Paradoxdude: yea, i called my mom who already knew and she said that she was going to bed
Paradoxdude: i gotta go get ready, im playing a show tonight
Diana172: haha, be like "it's my first day out of jail"
Diana172: and make them welcome you back to society
"you have follies girl on your pants"--Diana
"Yeah well so do you"--Dan
"But I was laying on the floor. what's your excuse?"--Diana
"I was laying on a follies girl"—Dan
PurpleHelKat: oh, i also willed you all of my necklaces if i die
PurpleHelKat: and you outlive me by thirty days
Diana172: I can still hear the last song she played
Diana172: it haunts me in my dreams
PurpleHelKat: lol, sometimes you can hear it when the moon is full
PurpleHelKat: please ignore the ethereal music
[about willing her harry potter books to her friends]Diana172: but they have diana value
PurpleHelKat: actually yeah, lol
Diana172: sweet diana value
Diana172: diana's fingers brushed these smooth creamy pages
PurpleHelKat: and here's where she spilled some coffee *tear*
Diana172: you can have my crazy clothes
PurpleHelKat: just give everything to me!
PurpleHelKat: they're too small
Diana172: lol, I bequeath EVERYTHING TO HELEN
PurpleHelKat: they'll have to be a clause for me to shrink
Diana172: wanna be my executrix?
PurpleHelKat: as long as i don't have to pay for a tomb
Diana172: a fancy tomb
PurpleHelKat: or anything related to your burial, lol
Diana172: with a maze around it so it wont get robbed
Diana172: my death will be hilarious if I have anything to say about it
Diana172: they just replaced the blue screen of death
Diana172: but I hated that more than anything, so that was a good change
TheOddLinguist: Well, you can still get BSoDed in XP...it's just a more serious problem then. Hehe
Diana172: dane taught me how to pump gas today
Diana172: it was a very exciting time
Diana172: I think he just got a kick out of thinking to himself "I knew diana would be pumping my gas someday"
TheOddLinguist: hehe
Diana172: he just had that "I'm thinking about you pumping my gas" look about him
"I thought you hated everybody... since when do you have a heart?"--John
"What?! since when do I have a heart? is that what you said?"--Diana
"...not with that reaction I didn't"—John
"You still have my racoon"--John
"nuh uh, I definitely gave him back to you"--Diana
"When?"--John
"When I came down to Florida"--Diana
"...is that when I saw you at the hotel?"--John
".......yes"--Diana
"YOU LOST HIM!"--John
"how is he going to eat? Who will hold him?"—John
Diana172: man, remember that really good similie I wrote one time
Diana172: about reading my paper
Diana172: I wish I was clever like that all the time
Diana172: just real witty 24/7
Diana172: people would gather around me to hear my spoken gems
PurpleHelKat: ........
PurpleHelKat: no what the hell are you talking about
Diana172: kate, my love?
luvsein1: huh, diana, the fairest in the district?
Diana172: fancy meetin you here
luvsein1: well i reckon it is, lil lady.
Diana172: but he's so weird
luvsein1: i know love, thats the way of the youth
"Cello Buddy gives me that funny feeling sorta...down in my basement"- the string section
"Let's face it, Canada is just America's hat"- Zach
"Then Mexico is America's goatee"- Helen
"I was going to say Mexico is America's dirty underwear, but goatee works too"- Zach
"America needs a shave"- Bob
KtKt731: people like me will lash out at anyone at anytime, especially if you come between me and my booze
Diana172: I talked to my grandmother today and she was like so are you dating anyone?
Diana172: "yeah grandma, I am" "oh is this the same boy?"
Diana172: "no it's a new one"
Diana172: "that's good, you should play the field, diana"
Paradoxdude: on my fafsa, where it says amount that i can contribute to my education...$3
"Where'd all the fabric softener go? ... and why are all of Diana's clothes extra soft?"—Helen
MrDucks200: and there was no kissing involved...nor anything else...so all in all a good gay date
Diana172: actually, in my book, that's a bad gay date
"what do you think they would do? I think they would form a circle around us and embrace it"—Diana
"Yeah, that or ignore it and pretend it wasn't happening"—Helen
(Helen and Diana are trying to think of a nickname for the weird kid in gym)
PurpleHelKat: no, lord suicide sounds like a supervillian, i like it
Diana172: gov'na gloom?
Diana172: william the wretched
PurpleHelKat: ummm, i like the guvna but not for him
PurpleHelKat: is his name william?
Diana172: no
Diana172: mister melancholy?
PurpleHelKat: senoir suicide
Diana172: the catastrophic constable
Diana172: the lethal letcher
Diana172: ok I've gotta study or I'm going to FAIL
Diana172: with a big F and a "see me after class"
PurpleHelKat: god, you won't fail!
"Whatcha got there?"
"The laptop."
"Oh, I see it. So you just pull down the paper and rip it off when you're done?"
"What?"
"The paper inside. It's on a roll and you just tear it off when you're done?"
"...No, that's just a picture of a piece of paper. I have to hook it up to something else for that."
"So what does it do?"
"You can type, and it does other things. Look, I'll play you a song."
"Well I'll be damned. It's like a typewriter and a movie house all in one."-Grandpa Joe
KtKt731: you should be a weather forecaster. it would be fun and you would become a lovable and recognized character in your community
Diana172: what's the coefficient of friction of a dead baby on pavement?
Diana172: lol, did you know that the slang word "strunk" means stoned and drunk simultaneously?
luvsein1: of course i knew that, how else would i describe the best feeling in the...i mean, no, how interesting
Name in Helen's 1984 book: "Baron Michael Thomas Taren Esquire of the house of Rovacivelle of the kingdom of the treacherous frong."
**Nataliya is a crazy Russian girl**
"When I first look at name, I think is 'Taco' and I say 'Taco' to Katie and Kate and they make fun of me. ... Is not 'Taco'... is 'Tascoe'"—Nataliya
natanyella: One, two, three, i love to drink green tea
natanyella: If you don't I'll be cold
natanyella: Little guy was sitting on the couch
natanyella: 5 minets after he said ouch
Diana172: lol
natanyella: Wait
natanyella: I am not done yet
natanyella: Doctor came, to save a guy
natanyella: Poor guy was alrey fryed
natanyella: Now i am done
**/Nataliya**
Diana172: when I get really bored with my calculus, I turn my integral signs into trogdors
Diana172: then I pretend that he's burninating the function
Diana172: and they have to quick subtract the final part of the interval from the initial using their antiderivatives or they'll surely perish
PurpleHelKat: remember how you said that the green power ranger was your first crush?
Diana172: YES
Diana172: why?
PurpleHelKat: i was thinking and i think cartoon batman was mine
Diana172: the internet can bring you anything!
Diana172: it makes me laugh, cry, it showed me the force
Diana172: no, the mcdonalds kid
PurpleHelKat: how fun would that be
PurpleHelKat: i love that kid
PurpleHelKat: two at once!!
PurpleHelKat: just flailing his legs
Diana172: lol
Diana172: yes yes yes!!!
Diana172: marry me crazy slightly unattractive ddr kid!!
"Are you going to dance?"--Diana
"I'm going to do the Charleston"--Ryan
"Are you going to do some crazy jig?"--Diana
"I'm going to dance away, because I know three over two"--Ryan
"I think I would be part of the thought police"—Helen
"It's snowing! but it's not sticking to the ground *sad face*"--Diana
"That's ok, you can just get some more people and go outside and spin around to cool the ground down... at the very least you're a dancin' snow nymph"--Mr. K
"I think you should do some ballet; it's in your heart. Since the first moment I saw you, randy-bob, I knew you were a ballerina"—Kate
"We were throwing the color guards in the fire"--Mr. K
"Why were you throwing them into the fire?"--Diana
"So you get that smoked flavor burning... like sausage"--Mr. K
"One time I ordered a chicken pita with 'just lettuce' and the guy asked me if I wanted chicken"—Helen
"sign up for pit in the band room"--Dan
"What? I have to sign up?"--Diana
"I have to let whatever cellist sign up that wants to so I can pick you over them.... I have to be fair"—Dan
"Kurt's cute when he's horrified"--Diana
"Kurt IS cute when he's horrified"--Helen
"Bruce Barton, the man nobody knows liked Jesus because he said he was the best advertising man of all times"--Our history notes
"I know that is in my handwriting... But... I don't know; just cross it out"--Mrs. Giza
"Dan has a question"--Someone
*silence*
"Oh... DAN has a question... I thought you said Dane. I don't answer Dane anymore"—Novrocki
"making Kate cry is fun"--Diana
"Kate, remember that Friendlys commercial? He just wanted to be like his dad"--Helen
*kate starts to cry*
"It was just so nice"—Kate
*Diana gets a good grade on her test*
"Do you want my test back?"--Diana
"Did you want to frame it?"—Novrocki
"bitch"--Helen
"whore"--Diana
"slut"--Helen
"Skank"--Diana
"Philanderer"--Helen
"Prostitute"--Diana
"Woman from the red light district"--Helen
"Madame"--Diana
"Mistress"--Helen
"Kira"--Diana
"you can't use Kira!"--Helen
"Yes I can"--Diana
"Fine... hooker"--Helen
"Corner girl"--Diana
"lady of the night"--Helen
"Hussy"--Diana
"Homewrecker"--Helen
*High five*
*five minutes later*
"streetwalker"—Helen
"Helen smells "--Diana
*drawing of helen with stink rays*
"HelenDiana smells goofy"--Helen
*gives the helen drawing hair extensions*
*draws little people next to the drawing of her*
"armless bald people enjoying her scent"--Diana
"because they have no noses and don't know any better"--Helen
"but then, some nose people came (who know a good scent when they smell one) and applauded her sweet smell"--Diana
"little did they know, the sweet smell was POISON in disguise."--Helen
"So Diana went along, killing mythical creatures in her path when she realized that Helen was stalking her the whole time and it was really HER putrid scent"--Diana
"In fact, Helen was trying to slay the unholy smelling beast that was killing everything in its path. (it's also a notorious liar... it's still her smell)"--Helen
"When suddenly, a pack of bandies came to try to convince Helen to join their horribly smelly people club (they knew it was her smell)"--Diana
"Helen had picked up some of Diana's terrible, terrible smell by standing downwind while trying to slay her"--Helen
"That'll teach her"—Diana
luvsein1: also, my mom has started to use boo conversationally. and today i taught her "shorty
PurpleHelKat: ...once you're in college you can flirt with any good looking guy you spot
PurpleHelKat: like spilling coffee on someone at Barnes and Noble
PurpleHelKat: but not hot coffee
PurpleHelKat: that makes them mad
Diana172: I'm hoping that when the lego company finds out about my lego kingdom, they'll give me some free legos
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: and then I could build a pool house
Diana172: free pool house!
PurpleHelKat: probably
PurpleHelKat: he's not to quick
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: nope
Diana172: he's hairy though
Diana172: if that helps anything
Diana172: actually, I just wanted to talk about how hairy he is
Diana172: very
PurpleHelKat: you know what i love?
PurpleHelKat: when people we don't know comment on the quoteblog
"Katie, are you going to the christmas party? I'm going with Robin... it's at a country club. We're going to see if they'll let two black people in"—LaMonica
"The seniors aren't allowed to book each other"--Lipski
"We can book anyone we want to. The bookings in our class are the reason we have closed lunches"—Dan
"Guess what LaMonica is going to do after school?"--Steph
"Swing on a birch tree?"--Katie
"yeah"--LaMonica
"Is this a big birch tree? Are you going to hurt yourself?"--Katie
"Well, there's a car under it"—LaMonica
(from helen's essay) I oft hope for your safe return, but my heart has been broken already, and only your living face can bring me rest. "
Diana172: I see your lover is on
Diana172: take a gander at xander
Diana172: takin a gander at YOU
PurpleHelKat: now i know why you take such glee in my misfortune
Diana172: it's true
Diana172: last year I made up a word in American Authors... ready for it?
Diana172: ok thoreau + poetry = thoreauetry
Diana172: feel free to remind mr jones of this, my creative word
Diana172: what's that?
Diana172: I have something in my hair?
Diana172: oh this *forced laugh*
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: I was just assembing one of my more brilliant lego sculptures
Diana172: that's right, I'm a legulptist
Diana172: I figure if this is our last christmas together, helen and I should get you something special... a baby
"I was like... wa? ... he's trying to talk to us? about mad cow disease?"--Helen
"He has our sense of humor!"--Helen
"I know! It's when we start talking about mad cow disease that most people turn back around... but not this kid, oh no"—Diana
"I really wanted a baroque bow"--Mrs. Sippler
"I'll break your bow"--Mr. Brubaker
"It says optional harpsichord cadenza"--Conductor
"Woah... let's do it!"--Kid behind me
(about Mr. Brubaker)
"Oh my god, when he played that one note with vibrato I almost cried"--Helen
"I KNOW! It was in first position and on the A string and he made it sound as if angels were pouring out of his cello"—Diana
"Next time someone asks you what you want to be after college, you should say I want to be an engineer…a train engineer"- Helen
"Then I'll go CHOO CHOO, and slowly walk away going chugga chugga chugga"- Diana
"Then, when you're about twenty feet away, stop and go all aboard!"- Helen
"You should just pick something that you say often to say in a different language... like a number or letter"--Diana
"Yeah because I spell things all the time"--Helen
"Well, like acronyms"--Diana
"Like AIDS?"--Helen
"..."--Diana
"...shut up"—Helen
*Diana walks into locker room. Dan, Verbyla, and John are talking*
"What? I said if you make your bed then lie in it!"--John
"That is NOT what you said"--Sarah
"Who is getting in bed?"--Dan
"You said, 'then why don't you make a bed and we'll lie in it!"--Sarah
"Ok, so I switched up the words a bit"—John
Yeah, it's like if you paint a picture and then tell someone that it's a Rembrandt and try to get money for it"--Klem
"what if your name is Picasso and you sell something to someone and tell them it's a Picasso"--Mike
"...when that particular case goes before an appellate court, I'll let you know"—Klem
Diana172: dearest xander, I have instantly messaged you on behalf of the fair lady Helen
PurpleHelKat: bastard
PurpleHelKat: the stalkee should at least be hot if you know nothing about him
"you're so cool for being a dork; I'm totally jealous"--Helen
"the coolest thing about me being a dork is that I don't look like one...so it freaks the other dorks out"—Diana
"You know how they put chocolate and caramel in eggs for Easter? Well they should put gravy in them for Thanksgiving"--Kutney
"I guess it'd be ok if you had like bread with gravy inside... turkey wrapped around it... just put it in the microwave! It's Thanksgiving in ball form!"--Katie
"I was thinking about it... and turkey balls would be the best thing ever!"--Katie
"It's basically a chicken pot pie"--Helen
"....NO.... it's nothing like that"--Katie
"The portable Chaucer... you may not think it's portable, but I do"--Marko
"So here's what she wants me to do... I'm writing a contrast paper and she said I have to add elements of how they are the same too. ... I was like '... are you on crack?'"--Helen
"No one else likes toffee almond but me"--Diana
"It's very un-american. A very weird British thing to like"--Kate
"Like, I liked this one game because there wasn't other things you could do. There was just one way to go"--Helen
"...what? It was linear?"--Diana
"Yeah...wait no. I used a cheatbook and that's why it was linear"--Helen
*points to section in her notebook*
"See, it's all of the things you taught me, Chris. I was tempted to call this Chris' theorem... but I'm pretty sure it's someone elses"--Diana
"Yeah but he works at Abercrombie and he's hot... he's so charismatic"--Kurt
"One of my Linux systems crashed and I was really upset... but it was my dual-boot, so I'm pretty sure it was microsoft that did it"--Chris
"We should write our papers like crap and say we were copying Hemingway's Style"--Helen
"Subject verb. subject verb. subject verb. Quote"--Helen
"Where's Tara?"--Lipski
"She's going to be out for another week"--Alan
"Alan, are you her boyfriend?"--Eli
"Well, you like Erica"--Alan
"How do I like Erica? All I say is three words to her in class"--Eli
"Yeah but those three words are 'I love you' "--Kurt
*later in Law*
"I didn't mean anything by that, it just popped into my head and it was gold"--Kurt
"There was no malice aforethought"--Kurt
"You're just walking down the street and someone is being burned in effigy"--Matysczak (about williamsburg)
"Watch this, my ass muscles at work"--Ryan
"What? Who has ass muscles?"--Diana
"Ryan does; he doesn't move when the car turns"--Billy
"Watch when we go around this next turn"--Ryan
"... oh I see, now you're going to speed up and take it sharply... well bring it on"--Ryan
*billy slides in the seat*
"Billy, your ass muscles suck"--Diana
"I wasn't prepared!"--Billy
*starts singing*--Diana
"You're like a little kid"--Billy
"I know. ... look a kitten!"Diana
"It was just so horrible... I was following it everywhere trying to protect it"--Diana
"Who CARES about the stupid squirrel; no one but you"--Dane
"LaMonica, if you saw a blind squirrel, would you feel really bad?"--Diana
"No, LaMonica. If you saw a blind squirrel, would you even care?"--Dane
"Yeah I'd care"--LaMonica
"YES! We were at a car wash and dane was spraying a blind squirrel with huge gashes over it's eyes with soapy water"--Diana
"You can just drop me off in front of the development"--LaMonica
"Why?"--Dane
"I don't want you to know where I live"--LaMonica
"Ok, let me out here"--LaMonica
"Don't do it, Dane"--Diana
*Dane keeps driving*
"Where are you going?!"--LaMonica
"If we can't drop you off in front of your house, we're dropping you off ten miles away"--Diana
"We'll take you back to the school"--Dane
"Ok fine! Turn here... and stop. This is my house"--LaMonica
"This is NOT your house"--Diana
"Yes it is!"--LaMonica
"Let's see you get into it then"--Diana
*LaMonica comes outside with her cat as we're driving away*
"Yay, LaMonica has a kitty!"--Diana
*dane speeds away*
*Helen calls me*
"Hey, do you want to go shopping?... (he) has me depressed and so now I want to buy shoes"--Helen
*as we're walking through the parking lot*
"Diana's a retard!"--mysterious voice
"Awa?... hey it's Kerry!"--Diana
"Hey bitches... what's up... I'm here for like three hours... by myself"--Kerry
"Aww, kerry"--Diana
"Yeah, I went to see a movie by myself too"--Kerry
"That's horrible"--Helen
"Yeah... no one wanted to see the Spongebob squarepants movie"--Kerry
"We're here looking for poetry"--Diana
"Angst"--Helen
"...cool"--Kerry
"Kerry, point us towards the teenage angst"--Diana
*points*
"No, take me there"--Diana
*points more fiercely*--Kerry
"Clearly, you have never shopped nor driven with me."--Diana
"I get lost three streets away from my house"--Diana
(about the weird comic-type singer person at B&N)
"There she goes... making fun of the Italians again. That's original" --Helen
"Dianaaa, quoteblog!"--Katie (after a quote was said)
"Jen, I'll give you a bicentennial quarter if you ask Mr. Novrocki which hobbit he would marry... and I'll give you another if he answers"--Diana
"no way, that is not worth a quarter"--Jen
"What? I'll do it... I'll ask Mr. Dereamer"--Cheri
"First, I need a teeth check...do I have anything in my teeth?"--Cheri
*cheri leaves*
*we see her talking to Dereamer*
"wow... he's giving her such an in-depth answer...'well, just based on looks alone...'"--Lindsay
"Of course, they're all too short for me"--Lindsay
"He's going to watch her when she leaves to see where she sits and then he's going to see us.... laughing our asses off"--Lindsay
*Cheri comes back*
"So what did he say?"--Diana
"He said Sam"--Cheri
"YES!!"--Diana
"What did you say to him?"--Diana
"I said 'out of all of the Hobbits, which one do you like the best... you know-- to marry'"—Cheri
"I have a scar from where a parrot bit me... and that parrot's name was Adagio"—Helen
"No, Kate, they don't use scars to identify bodies; they use your teeth"--Alan
"But sometimes they don't have a head...it's been on many a Law and Order"—Helen
"Headless, handless, ... it's just a torso, floating in the river"--Kate
"Yeah, like how I wrote calculuslus because I didn't realize I was writing it twice"--LaMonica
"Hey, it's trogdor!"--Helen (about my Law notes)
"Yeah, I drew him for a reason.... oh here it is: 'cause of death: overdose, natural causes, SWORDED, ARROWED!'"--Diana
"Hell no.... that's how Hemingway would have answered .... I'm quoting him"--Marko
**Little section about how cute Natalia is***
"Matt, what does 'cocky' mean, because people call you 'cocky'"--Natalia
"Last year, she asked if kurt eats babies"--Kate
"She calls Mr. Tascoe 'Mr. Taco'"--Alan
"Natalia makes no sense online; it's like talking to a drunk person"--Kate
"In the middle of a conversation, she'll just be like 'so how are you'... like what the hell?"--Kate
"And I'll say 'haha' and she'll be like 'DON'T LAUGH AT ME!' all in caps"--Kate
"Then she'll be like: 'ok see you'
'are you going?'
'I'm going to talk to Katie now'
'did you know that you can talk to more than one person at a time?'
'no' "
--Kate
**/Natalia**
"Yesterday, Diana and I went to Barnes and Noble and we were in the SAT section and they have these novels specifically designed to teach you hard words"--Helen
"Yeah, and then I started reading it, and it's all about our lives"--Diana
"Ok so, she meets the guy in AP english, she was at the videostore with her mean boyfriend wanting to rent amelie... also, there's this new skater kid from California... and his name is Luke"--Diana
"Yeah so it's funny how much alike we are to her. Like, they wrote a book about the average teenager and it turned out to be us... I'm kind of ashamed... we're so stereotypical"--Diana
"It's crazy how they like integrate difficult vocabulary with teenage speak"--Diana
"Yeah"--Katie
"...like I just did...'they like... totally integrate'"--Diana
"Dan, everyone liked your pumpkin pi"--Lipski
"That's great!"--Dan
"...but some of the freshmen didn't know what pi was"--Lipski
"That's pathetic!"--Dan
***The Lord of the Rings: an Allegory (as related to OMS) (straight from Helen's brain)***
Jesus = Santiago = Frodo
Proving religion = Marlin = destroying the ring
persecutors = sharks = ringwraiths
disciples = Manolin = Sam
Believers/non-believers = public = those of the shire
**/lotr**
Diana172: reading mine is a lot like poking yourself in the eye
Diana172: it stings and it makes you go blind for a second
Diana172: and it makes you question why you did it in the first place
Diana172: things helen likes
Diana172: the sound of calculators being taken out
Diana172: when people go "FLAVER FLAVE"
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahah
PurpleHelKat: its so true
PurpleHelKat: If only fashion and men were like they were in Regency England...
"Do you have anything to drink?"--Matt
"Do not touch my water with your tuba lips"--Mr. K
"It's not to drink, it's to show my water resistant shirt"--Matt
"Wow, check it out. It falls right off of your shirt and on to my carpet"--Mr. K
"Can we fire hose you? Let's see you repel that!"--Mr. K
"I was thinking... you should put like a real world intro on the quoteblog"--Katie
"This is the story... of 15 high school students..."--Katie
"forced to go to school"--Helen
"to have fun and learn"--Katie
"Yeah, and have a little picture of each of us"—Katie
"just listen to the lyrics of this song"--Dane
"ewww"--Diana
"well...it's euphemistically challenged"—Chris
"Oh, damn, I got the bitch seat"—Katie
"Katie, what would you do if Diana and I kissie-kissied you in the car"—Kate
"What is kissy kissy?"—Katie
"I assume it would involve Kate and myself kissing your cheeks"—Diana
"Woah, Kate woah"—Katie
"Is she kissing you?"—Laura
"No, she's rubbing her face on my sleeve"—Katie
"Hello, are you going trick-or-treating, sir? Woah, you're a midget"—Kate
"KATE!"—Helen
"What, his pants were really low and he just looked like a midget"—Kate
"Ohhh! Little boy dressed as a dragon! I want to kidnap you. "—Kate
"Well it IS Halloween"—Helen
"I don't really think people kidnap kids because they think they're cute"—Kate
"Well you are a Roman Catholic"—Diana
"Shut up, Diana"—Kate
"Let's see now—How much money do I have? One ... twoo.... six dollars! Six... with an s... as opposed to Rix with an R"—Kate
"Hey Kate, this is actually seven dollars"—Laura
"Seven, as opposed to Reven"--Diana
"Seven dollars? I'm rich"—Kate
"Katie, I thought you were going to be Gus Gus"—Kate
"I don't have a yellow belly shirt"—Katie
"Laura, the guy in that car was totally checking you out"—Katie
"Well, what can I say; I'm a hottie"—Laura
"And he's in the NAVY! That's so hot!"—Kate
"Yeah I got really mad at my dad about my college applications, he was like 'You're on the back burner and you're not going to college blahtey blahtey blah"—Kate
"My mom asks me 'is this friend going to apply for college?' '...yes, mom, all of my friends are going to college'"—Katie
"except Kate; she's going to rehab"—Kate
*looks at the torches in front of her house*
"Oh no, I hope my house doesn't burn down; Neil really went all out with the decorations this year. They're actually pretty scary; if I was a child, I would skip my house"—Kate
"I actually get really mad because I see kids skip my house... I see them.. they just walk on by"—Kate
"Do you watch them from the window?"—Katie
"Yeah"—Kate
"Well maybe that's why"—Diana
"It's birthday time?"—Katie
"Feel the rhythm; feel the rhyme"—Kate
"I should put a big pink bow on the dog and he can go as a cross dresser"—Kate's mom
"Yeah before you guys came over my mom told me that we should put a bow on the dog and he can be a cross dresser. First, mom, no one knows what sex the dog is..."—Kate
"Yeah your mom told us that"—Diana
"What? She TOLD you that? Wow, mom"—Kate
*watching me write things down*
"So am I actually in the Quoteblog this time? ... I saw that I'm not in the best of the quoteblog"—Laura
"I've been reading, Diana; I've been reading"—Laura
"Laura you have to been in the quoteblog, You were in there for saying about Mr. Rodger's death: 'he took his final trolley ride into the sky'"—Helen
"Oh yeah and the one about when we were talking about how Diana is so skinny, she's like the anti-fat. And I told her I was going to do my chem. Project on her"—Laura
"I can't make the TV work.... it somehow involves this button and the play button"—Kate
"Did you put the DVD in?"—Helen
"...no, no I did not"—Kate
"I have some rice cakes and some unmade smores"—Kate
"Can I have a stick?"—Katie (to roast marshmallows)
"Sorry, hun, I don't have any skewers. You'll have to use a stick you find outside"—Kate
"But it's dark outside... FINE"—Katie
*Helen and Katie exit to roast marshmallows on the torches*
"Oh why did I start this soda? I didn't even want it... I wanted some orange juice and clearly I just made the wrong choice"—Kate
"It's Halloween, and that means being happy"—Kate
"He's a little mean, and he's actually gorgeous"—Kate
"I like guys who are mean to me though. 'what? You're mean to me? You're attractive!"—Kate
"What's taking them so long?"—Diana
"Katie probably got set on fire"—Laura
*enter Katie and Helen*
"The marshmallows weren't very appealing"—Helen
"They tasted burning"—Katie
*beginning of movie: A Cinderella Story*
*movie talks about Hillary Duff's father*
"Hope he dies... oh yeah he does, doesn't he"—Helen
"Helen, I'm sorry. I don't have any pretzels or chips... but do you want some dry cereal?"—Kate
*Kate answers phone*
"Hello?........ hey Guys!! It's Mayor Giuliani!"—Kate
"Uh huh... uh huh.... ok Will do!"—Kate
"Kate, did you just have a conversation with an automated message?"—Katie
"Woah, earthquake!"—Helen
"That's what you get for living in California"—Katie
*snow globe beaks*
"Uh oh, symbolic!"—Katie
"Wait. How did he die?"—Kate
"The snow globe! Duh."—Katie
"You're Hillary Duff, aren't you? I knew it"—Kate
"Woah, they live in a cottage!... with lawn stuff... boo"—Katie
"Why can't she live with a relative?"—Helen
"Be-cause! That's not who the state awarded her custody to!.. don't be a fool."—Kate
"What are you eating?"—Katie
"A chocolate sandwich..."—Helen
*takes a bite... realizes people are looking at her*
"Waf? ... I made a wiffle fandwifh"—Helen
"That IS a cool job; you get to mock people with giant fish and skate around"—Diana
"and wear pink cardigans"—Helen
"Halloween dance? How terribly appropriate"—Kate
"So how cute is this. Kareem invited me to be in his prose society thing. He said it's like the dead poets society. It's just so cute, aww—"—Kate
"..is this supposed to be a secret society?"—Katie
"...uh... I hope not"—Kate
"Eleven o'clock in the middle of the dance floor? That's not gonna work"—Helen
"Princeton chat room"—Laura
"That's where I meet all of my boyfriends"—Kate
"Guys! At the door! It was the orphan!"—Kate
"and he was so cute. He just said 'hewwo'"—Kate
"did you give him a good bag?"—Katie
"That's the third call from my grandmother today telling me something was on TV. This morning she called and said 'are you afraid of ghost stories?' that's how she answered the phone...'uh, yeah grandma'"—Kate
"I can't believe the orphan boy came... he was so cute"—Kate
"Kate, cry"—Diana
"Not tonight, hun; too tired"—Kate
"New goal for the year... find a mystery man online... this is bound to be dangerous"—Kate
"Our friend Laura here works at dairy queen more than you work at your diner... how's that Hillary Duff?"—Kate
*Hillary Duff sneezes*
"Bless You"—Kate
"... woah. I just said bless you to a movie and meant it"—Kate
"How do you find the center?"—Diana
"under the disco ball, duh"—Laura
"That's where I met my fiancée"--Kate
"Is he dressed as a priest or the matrix?"—Kate
"Woah woah, there's just a band sitting out there waiting for them?... that just seems highly unlikely"—Kate
*movie*
"I'm late"—Hillary Duff
"For what?"—Prince guy
"Reality"—Hillary Duff
*/movie*
"Snappy comeback!... bye band!"—Kate (as hillary duff runs away)
"This cell phone fits your perfectly formed hands"—Diana
"It's molded to your face"—Helen
"oh lord, this has turned into an action movie"—Kate
"Oh god, please no!... I hate it when bad things happen to cars in movies. ... like in ferris bueller... I think I'm going to be sick"—Kate
"It's ok, you can sue"—Kate (to movie)
"He did look better as Zorro"—Kate
"No, he definitely looks better now"—Helen
"Yeah, I'd date him like that, but not Zorro"—Diana
"I wouldn't date him either way.. EVER"—Kate
"woah kate..."—Helen
"I'll squeegee you... that's the ultimate facing"—Diana
"They got hot waxed"—Diana
"Oh no, that's awful... they're going to be completely hairless"—Kate
"Kate...wax doesn't dissolve hair"—Helen
"Oh, I love this movie"—Libby
"Me too, although it doesn't make any sense"—Kate
"That's right; I'm your homecoming queen... The one that you idiots voted for and didn't even know"—Helen
"Can you just walk into a boys' locker room like that?"—Kate
"I guess.. I think it's a little more scandalous if I boy walks into the girls'"—Diana
"Oh, god, some guy walked in on us and he was like 'OH.. sorry' and we were all like ... uhhhhhh"—Libby
"I almost swallowed this"—Kate
*movie*
"AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!"
*/movie*
"Austin? That's like us cheering on Kurt"—Kate
"...KURT KURT KURT KURT"—Everyone
"Can we PLEASE do that at homecoming? ... KURT KURT KURT!"—Kate
"Rain is not very romantic"—Kate
"No, rain is romantic.. .and so is snow"—Helen
"Hail... not so much. Acid rain, no"—Kate
"She's just running around her fenced-in yard"—Libby
"You take a quiz to find your prince in the movie"—Libby
"Oh yeah? I want to take that quiz!"—Kate
"Kate, we're looking for a prince"—Diana
"We chose 'baby blue like chad's eyes'"—Libby
"I choose green"—Kate
"Kate, we're going to get a loser"—Diana
"Jeez, how many questions are there?"—Laura
"Hopefully about 50; I want this to be very accurate"—Kate
"And you're prince is"—Movie
"NOOOOOOO"—Kate
"I can NOT believed that happened to me. He is NOT my prince charming"—Kate
"I could have picked different answers"—Kate
"But you didn't; it's fate"—Helen
"Ok so, Libby and I were uploading pictures from our camera and there's just this mysterious picture of Dane on it pretending to be a model or something. It's like... uh Dane, what are you doing on my camera?"—Kate
"I'm so upset about this; I'm doomed to life of dating dorks... if I dated at all which I don't... which is even more sad"—Kate
"What? Cosine x over two? ... I hope I'm not writing over important stuff..."—Diana
"Dane was definitely posing in that picture. He was trying to be hot"—Diana
"I know! Dane does that to me all the time. Like when I look at him—"—Helen
"Yeah and he gives you the eyebrow, haha"—Diana
"Yeah! It's like woah back off Dane... I look at people sometimes"—Helen
"What's cooler than being cool?... ICE COLD"—Helen
"This part reminds me of flava flav"—Diana
"Oh flava flav... I love it when I'm just walking through the hallways and I hear someone go "FLAVER FLAVE!"—Helen
"I pretty much just copied number five with different numbers"--Kurt
"me too"--Diana
"Yeah, but I looked better doing it"--Kurt
"..and the answer is?"--Lipski
"I got error 11"--Dan
"Ok, we need team names. This team... *writes 'bad students' on the board*... but what about the other?"--Klem
"The girls... minus Sally"--Diana
*writes 'minus sally'*--Klem
*mike walks in*
"That's not fair, the teams are unbalanced now"
*writes 'bad students minus sally, minus sally plus sally'*
"Wait, that doesn't work out.."
"Yeah, now she doesn't exist"--Klem
"Do any of us really exist?"--Mike
"Dane, for number 29 did you use a quadratic?"--Kurt
"...uh... no?"--Dane
"damn"--Kurt
"Tangent parallel to y axis; slope undefined"--Lipski
"...I got a quadratic somehow"--Kurt
"Did we do this last year? The word drag just sticks out to me"--Dane
"Maybe it was drug"--Natalie
"The coolest thing about being zorro is that you can cut womens' clothes off with your sword... unless they're Diana's clothes; that's just gross"--Dan
"For five points ... 'The situation in Iraq is a violent--'"--Klem
"True!"--Kurt
"In chemistry, I always considered myself good if I had under 100% error"--Dane
"Isn't 'static equilibrium' redundant? I mean, you wouldn't say 'dynamic equilibrium'"—Dane
PurpleHelKat: so at the restaraunt on the way there
PurpleHelKat: I see a case of desserts and there is 'whoopie pie' for sale
PurpleHelKat: I point this out
PurpleHelKat: and he goes ' well whoopie must be an ingredient in whoopie pie'
PurpleHelKat: how do you make whoopie? or do you buy it?
"When I throw up, it's positive"--Mrs. Matysczak
"oh god, mr. k, they tell me that the soundproof rooms in the chorus room smell now too...the smell is spreading"--Woj
"Wyoming Valley Marching Band... spreadin' our stank"--Mr. K
"Yeah so I got a distinguished."--Robin
"But before I got to the school I was just sitting there prayin' on my damn knees"--Robin
"Then I was praying to multiple gods. Just me sitting there on the concourse yelling 'CAN ANYBODY POINT ME TOWARDS MECCA?'"--Robin
"...you know just in case my jesus doesn't pull through... but he did *gives thumbs up to sky*"—Robin
TheOddLinguist: Behold the delta-epsilon proof!
"so are you interested in volunteering?"--Haggerty
"Well, I'll probably just ask the Matterns.."--Diana
"Oh yes, I was going to call one of the Matterns, I dont know which... I can't keep track of them"--Haggerty
"Yeah, Kate's in my english class"--Diana
"Oh yeah? who do you have for english?"--Haggerty
"...Marko"--Diana
"I had Mrs. Marko!"--Haggerty
"Do you have a cell phone?"--Haggerty
"no"--Diana
"tell your father that the mayor says you need a cell phone"—Haggerty
KtKt731: shouldn't it be illegal for us to enter the school on a long weekend or somethign?
Diana172: lol... we do it for the musical
KtKt731: i feel like it's morally wrong though
Diana172: you mean by the teenage code?
KtKt731: i mean in my heart of hearts
KtKt731: or how about the lab where we had to identify what type of glass we had, "according to my calculations we have a large chunck of diamond in our hands."
"And we all know that 0 times anything is x over sin x... wait I mean 0"--Kurt
"Mr. K, I hate the cello"--Diana
"Burn it"—K
"Wanna play big pimp? it's a game on my calculator"--Diana
"Waa? this is awesome"--Cello Buddy
"Find ho's, buy drugs, pimp ya ho's... I'm gonna buy some drugs"--Cello Buddy
"You have to choose to do the drugs once you buy them"--Diana
" 'You have done 1 drugs' "--Ryan
"I'm going to find a ho at school, YES I got one!"--Cello Buddy
"Oh NOO! noo noo noo!"--Cello Buddy
*showes me the calculator screen*
"You got an std from your ho"—Calculator
"Chris, when do I use the Sandwich Theorem? ...Dan already taught me how to use it... 'if you have wheat and wheat, you've got yourself a wheat sandwich... but if you have wheat and white, why you've got no sandwich at all' "--Diana
"Well you do have a sandwich; it's just neither wheat or white, it could be rye... or toasted, which just screws everything up"--Chris
(about the sandwich theorem) "I know you're dying to sink your teeth into this one... but if you do too much, you'll get fed up"--Lipski
"*groan*"--Class
"Use your Barney powers........ your imagination"--Lipski
*drives up to lipski*
"Why hello, Mr. Lipski"--Dane
"....oh... hi"--Lipski
"you live up here?"--Dane
"....oh ... yeah I do... I'm just... walking my dog here....."--Lipski
"could he have been less enthusiastic to see us?"--Diana
"What kind of function is it?"--Lipski
"odd. .... Hey I learned something!"--Kurt
"Do you know the first law in the us?"--Klem
"The first amendment?"--Gorman
"...what was the first statute?"--Klem
"The statute of liberty"--Eli
"I'm kidding I'm kidding!"--Eli
"If I looked in Sally's desk and I found a baggie of heroin.."--Klem
"You'd be a rich man"--Dane
"I have to become a contortionist now"--Matysczak
"but WHAT ELSE can we say about horizontal launch?"-Matysczak
".... time is equal?"--Diana
"YES! Time in each of the components (blah blah blah)"--Matysczak
"... it's defined as an independent variable... so of course it's equal"--Dane
"I just don't understand why no one congratulates me for that... I mean alan says that the square root of a square is the number... and everyone' s like 'oh, good job Alan!'... and then I say that the quadratic doesn't work because of extraneous roots and I get nothing"--Dane
"imminent frost..."--Radio
"imminent"--Dane/Chris/Diana
"wait they didn't say eminent, they said imminent"--Dane
"you could have imminent frost that's eminent"--Dane
"... imminent eminent frost"--Chris
"This has been all things considered on npr radio"
"I hate when people say things like that... national public radio ... radio"--Chris
"nedt tests, haha"--Dane
"We should start saying them correctly"--Dane
"ned tests"--Dane
"pi numbers"--Chris
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