Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code - A song kind of by Paul Simon.


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	A song kind of by Paul Simon. Sponsored Links:
URL:	http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html
Title:	Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code (10-Sep-1995)
Description:	Recreation, Humor, Computer, Programming - Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code. A song kind of by Paul Simon.
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