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Please join us for the 788th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Exactly five years ago, on May Day 2019, BTVH3 r*n a toga trail (what? we don't do those anymore), made some bad decisions, and found themselves at chez Serial Lubist for a special on-after. At this on-after, "Single4Lyfe" Harriette Nurse Rainblow gave up that appellation in favor of dating Lubey.

Now, five years later on the dot, those two lovebirds are going to lay a variation on that trail, the first toga trail BTVH3 has seen for years! Wait, actually, it's a tutu trail instead. So throw on a tutu, cum to City Hall Park, and see what Rainblow and Lubey remember of 2019!

Where: City Hall Park, Burlington  (44.476769, -73.213269). (Same as last time, as you'd know if you were hashing with us 5 years back...)

Hares: Nurse Rainblow and Serial Lubist

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

On-after: Lubey's old apartment, of course! (Not really. But maybe. Nah, just joking... right?)

Bring: Cranium lamp, bug spray, excuses for not having gotten them a gift, virgins, and thirst!

Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey (https://venmo.com/Chris-Hakey).

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.