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Welcome to Gagwriter.co.uk a topical comedy service from Steve Boyle writing. The service is frequently updated. Once you register for the service you will have access to the latest material in the members area. To give you a chance to see if you can intergrate our service in to your show, we are offering a one month free trial. Check out the FAQ's and Register today.Some archive examples are posted below.
German researchers have apparently discover why Germans love Cabbage so much. Apparently its all down to their Genes. Apparently people who have the taste Gene hTAS2R38 are very sensitive to certain chemicals in cabbage. It has been found that most of the German population carry this Gene. So kids next time your mother gets on to you for not eating your greens you have the perfect reply " Well you made me like this" A
Mexican Man has stunned doctors by carrying out a complex chest drain
operation on himself. The man inserted a needle via his belly button
and drained off nearly three litres of fluid. A doctor said "he did it
as if he was a trained surgeon" A
guy from Cambridgeshire is selling a scud missile complete with
launcher truck on eBay. The add states "it's the biggest SUV in the
world and makes a Humvee look like a Dinky toy"
One in three new dads
in Britain admit to trying their partner's breast milk. The survey was
carried out for a baby milk company and they say the results explode
the myth that fathers feel excluded when their partner breastfeeds a
new baby. One of the men interviewed said "It's like a lot of things in life, you don't' know how it'll turn out. I guess you've just got to suck it and see" According a new survey the average British male has sex twice a week and each session lasts for three minutes and one second. Handy information that. I can hear it now across the kitchens of the land "Darling I need you in the kitchen. The egg timers broke again". A German church has taken to selling Christian ring tones to fund the restoration of its organ. St Petri church in Hamburg has set up its own website to sell the ring tones. For the equivalent of about £1.40p, worshippers can download one of five hymn tunes. Church musician Thomas Dahl says he is confident the church will succeed "We offer melodies that have been popular for centuries," he said. So does Cliff Richard mate but it doesn't mean I want him as my ring tone. Scientists at MIT have invented an alarm clock called Clocky to make even the doziest sleepers, who repeatedly hit the snooze button, leap out of bed. After the snooze button is pressed, the clock, which is equipped with a set of wheels, rolls off the table to another part of the room. The idea is that when the alarm goes off again you will have to get out of bed to switch it off. Well at least if it doesn't work properly you'll really be able to tell the boss "my alarm clock didn't go off" Extreme accounting is the latest adrenaline sport. Accountants visit challenging locations like mountain tops, sea beds, caves and roller coasters. And do the business there. The Chartered Institute of Management Accounting said: "It's a phenomenon that pushes accountants to their limits - and beyond." Apparently they tend to do it together as there's safety in numbers. When asked if he was worried about the danger one accountant said " not really mate when your numbers up your numbers up" Extreme accounting Isn't that what Enron and World Com got done for! Its the anniversary this week of the Tolpuddel martyrs. In 1834 a group of six farm workers got together to form the first trade union. The men were all sentenced to transportation The following is an
extract from evidence given at their trial...... "One of the men asked
if we were ready. We said, yes. One of them said, 'Then bind your
eyes,' and we took out handkerchiefs and bound over our eyes. Someone
then read a paper, but I don't know what the meaning of it was." |
