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No-one ever thought it would happen... but finally it has...
A new website has been made that will take the place of this one!!! (shock)
To visit this new site... go to www.ihatetheinternet.tk


IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS:-
My site will undergo a drastic change soon... when I can be arsed to change it.


Welcome, whoever you are...

1. You may have been awarded this website address by the factory where you have worked for the past forty years, as a gift in recognition of your retirement.

2. You may have found it scribbled on a banknote seventy years after the website was originally set up, in which case you are probably employed by the salt people polishing their giant saltcellars in preparation for the great condiment war against the vinegar men. (p.s. the vinegar men win 2-1)

3. You may have been given this address by the Queen instead of an OBE that she has just run out of.

4. Or you may have mistakenly typed it, believing it to be a kind of readable herring.

Whichever of the above it is, I hope you enjoy.