Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…” “Three? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, […]
A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn’t find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, “Where’s the rake?” Unfortunately she can’t hear him. So he decides to […]
Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, “How old are you?” They say 90. So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing. When they come back downstairs […]